Has anyone ever read Letters from a Nut? For those of you who haven't, there's three books, each full of crazy, and often nonsensical, letters to various establishments from Holiday Inn to Sara Lee. No one quite knows who Ted is. He can be a three foot high circus performer or a poor soul who is tormented by his haunted sponge. And when he's done, he'll open a gnome store next to Murgin's Barber Shop--hey, why not call it "Gmurgin's Gnomes"?
Anyway, my mom found the third book in a library and my Dad and I absolutely love them. You should try reading them! They're awesome!
Please tell me I'm not the only one who's heard of them!